JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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