Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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