yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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