He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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