one might say we're banned from that church
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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