whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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