I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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