I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!