So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret