We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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