The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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