is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
