That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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