also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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