Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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