Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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