so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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