Whod you bang
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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