My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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