We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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