Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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