Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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