Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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