..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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