I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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