We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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