i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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