ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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