oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
