I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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