so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
