just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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