I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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