yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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