i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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