In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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