Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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