she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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