I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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