sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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