You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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