If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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