yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
