I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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