she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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