yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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