i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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