Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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