I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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