I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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