i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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