My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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