Don't you send me to vm
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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