call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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