i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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