Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
