It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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