idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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